My Desi Aunty Top -
If you are Aunty, your earrings must be audible before you are visible. The jhumka must dangle and clang against her galay ka haar (necklace). Every head turn should sound like a wind chime in a hurricane.
"Wearing my Desi Aunty top because it’s 10% fashion, 90% 'comfortable for the kitty party'." The Real MVP: my desi aunty top