You don’t want a wedgie. But if you’re being honest with yourself, you know exactly which one you’ve earned this year.
If you’re the kind of person who pushes boundaries in joke-filled ways, you “deserve” a playful, public-style wedgie; if you’re reserved or rule-following, you get a subtle, joking one—if any at all. But the only truly deserved wedgies are consensual and harmless.
In this post, we'll explore the world of wedgies, from the different types to the factors that determine which one you might deserve. We'll also offer some tips on how to prevent wedgies and what to do if you find yourself on the receiving end of one.
Mischievous + Popular → The Celebrity Wedgie Short, flashy, done with a grin in front of friends. It’s dramatic but gentle—more about showmanship than pain. You “deserve” it if you’re the life of the party and love being the center of attention.
Mischievous + Lone Wolf → The Rogue Wedgie Quick, unexpected, done by someone who appreciates chaos. Mildly embarrassing; intended to fluster rather than hurt. You earn this if you prank others relentlessly and prefer mischief over social niceties.
You don’t want a wedgie. But if you’re being honest with yourself, you know exactly which one you’ve earned this year.
If you’re the kind of person who pushes boundaries in joke-filled ways, you “deserve” a playful, public-style wedgie; if you’re reserved or rule-following, you get a subtle, joking one—if any at all. But the only truly deserved wedgies are consensual and harmless.
In this post, we'll explore the world of wedgies, from the different types to the factors that determine which one you might deserve. We'll also offer some tips on how to prevent wedgies and what to do if you find yourself on the receiving end of one.
Mischievous + Popular → The Celebrity Wedgie Short, flashy, done with a grin in front of friends. It’s dramatic but gentle—more about showmanship than pain. You “deserve” it if you’re the life of the party and love being the center of attention.
Mischievous + Lone Wolf → The Rogue Wedgie Quick, unexpected, done by someone who appreciates chaos. Mildly embarrassing; intended to fluster rather than hurt. You earn this if you prank others relentlessly and prefer mischief over social niceties.
