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Arthur had found the digital breadcrumbs. Elias hadn't just been changing oil; he’d been installing "data-siphons" into the lubricant reservoirs of every high-profile car that rolled through their doors. As the oil circulated, the nanotechnology harvested encrypted pulses from the car’s internal server, storing them in the very fluid meant to protect the engine. There is no cleaner, no additive, no patch that can fix this