Isaac’s footage unfolded in jump cuts and breathless whispers: a crew of four — Isaac, Lena (the sound tech), Amir (the historian), and June (the medic) — had come to Marrow House to film a low-budget restoration documentary. They expected peeling wallpaper and a good ghost story; they found a stone box buried under the cellar stairs and a leather-bound journal wrapped in waxed cloth. The journal smelled of iron and cedar and had a name stamped on the cover that made Amir’s fingers go cold: Marrow.

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