(often referred to simply as “Dr. Lomp”) is a former orthopedic surgeon turned biomedical researcher. After a decade in the operating room, Dr. Lomp grew disillusioned with the limited efficacy of conventional NSAIDs for post‑operative pain, especially when patients required rapid return to function.

Dr. Lomp performs a cold "examination" — not erotic, but menacing. He runs a metal speculum or ruler over her back, mapping where the strikes will land.

If you haven't seen the classic, start here. If you have… trust me, the "new" cut hits different.